Ok, ok, I admit it. The money is mine. It was in two waterproof Pelican-brand cases, right? Someone else must have sprayed on a drug odor after I left one on the ground and the other wedged into the notch of a tree. I got some nasty scratches from all those sticker bushes in the area. My girlfriend also lost her elastic hair band or at least she can't remember what she did with it.
I was going to donate various bundles of the cash (which we had secured with rubber bands) to a campaign to re-elect Sheldon Whitehouse. With all this publicity, however, I'd just like to have the money back. Please forward it at your convenience.
Thanks much.
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