Alan:
I'm guessing there is a zero percent chance that you use the internet (based solely on your somewhat less than progressive stance on women's fashion), and thus will never see this comment. If, by some miracle, you see this, please know that I support your right to say the absolutely ridiculous things stated in your letter. I certainly wouldn't have had the courage to do it, but that's why I'm not getting a yoga pants parade in front of my house, and you are!
P.S. I hope you have a special pair of slacks picked out for the event because you are going to need to look your best if you are going to win any of these ladies over!
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